I'm warning you about the R.A.S.!

[Machiavelli]

Consider this a fair warning to all you game players out there...

The RAS, (Rotten Apple Society, or as I call them, the Rotten Applehole Society), is filled with viscous, mean, cunning, lethal, and ruthless game players.

They are masters of war. Opponents of the weak and the stupid. They fear few, mock many, and have no pity for the weak.

But they do have a weakness...



I'm just not certain what it is yet.

But when I find it. I'll let you all know. I do know that they don't enjoy losing. They get VERY grumpy about that. I like to test that out on them occasionally.

But other than that, dunno what their weakness is yet. Could be cat toys, ketchup, nut allergies, or a fondness for disco music. But someday, that weakness shall be known and shared with the rest of the gaming world.

Machiavelli

[anthony]

lmao....... what i have learned is something simple, one players weakness is another players strength.. so together the weakness gets pushed away. and by working together as 1 unit. ~RAS~ becomes a very serious clan.. but it is a clan that has alot of experience in the gaming world, and it is a great clan..

[Machiavelli]

Personally I think it's a combination of cat toys and disco music. You place an RAS member in a room with the Bee Gees, ABBA, Donna Summers, and the Village People playing in the background and a multitude of cat toys strewn about the floor and they're helpless for hours.

p.s. helps if the cat toys are loaded with "cat nip" also.

[Tom Stone]

lmao....... what i have learned is something simple, one players weakness is another players strength.. so together the weakness gets pushed away. and by working together as 1 unit. ~RAS~ becomes a very serious clan.. but it is a clan that has alot of experience in the gaming world, and it is a great clan..

Funny, most of the rest of us think they are the online equivalent of the drooling village idiot

Still one day, once they've hit puberty, they might venture outside, meet members of the opposite (or same) sex and get laid, lets just all hope they don't breed, the thought of their mutant 6 fingered & web feet offspring is enough for right minded people to consider eugenics in an attempt to keep the gene pool clear :cool:

[Machiavelli]

hmmmm... Tom doesn't like the RAS.

(I was formerly a RAS member. I was also GDI, Hit Squad, AFG, and Elite Generals. Hard to stay for so long with one group when you're constantly getting asked to join another, and another, and another, and they all have good, funny players.)

Things have changed a lot since World at War. The groups, who is where, the mentalities, and what the groups represent.

The main thing is that they all like to fight, play, mock, and type out great responses on the forums, (I type better now that I've cut off my sixth finger on each hand...)

Machiavelli

[Darran Noworldwar]

Machiavelli,

"The main thing is that they all like to fight, play, mock, and type out great responses on the forums"


Given the length of time it takes them to reply, surely you mean bash the keyboard mindlessly with their head dobbers without generating great response, but rather just dribbling all over the thread in question :D

[AtticGeneral]

tom, do you not like ras because they beat you all the time?, well it is a game and a war one at that, the object is to attack and kill.........

[AK-47]

tom, do you not like ras because they beat you all the time?, well it is a game and a war one at that, the object is to attack and kill.........

Nope, It's because they are stupid enough to spend money on a FREE game. Fuck RASsholes.....that is all

[!~ R.A.S ~! NightMare]

Nope, It's because they are stupid enough to spend money on a FREE game. Fuck RASsholes.....that is all
Your Just Mad Cause we kick trash like you all over the garbage dump


hmmmm... Tom doesn't like the RAS.

(I was formerly a RAS member. I was also GDI, Hit Squad, AFG, and Elite Generals. Hard to stay for so long with one group when you're constantly getting asked to join another, and another, and another, and they all have good, funny players.)

Things have changed a lot since World at War. The groups, who is where, the mentalities, and what the groups represent.

The main thing is that they all like to fight, play, mock, and type out great responses on the forums, (I type better now that I've cut off my sixth finger on each hand...)

Machiavelli

Good for you we don't care


Personally I think it's a combination of cat toys and disco music. You place an RAS member in a room with the Bee Gees, ABBA, Donna Summers, and the Village People playing in the background and a multitude of cat toys strewn about the floor and they're helpless for hours.

p.s. helps if the cat toys are loaded with "cat nip" also.

I Personalty think you should stop talking about your self

[AtticGeneral]

AK, your a twat.

[Machiavelli]

"I Personalty think you should stop talking about your self"

At the time I posted this, (check the date you idiot), it was kind of hard not to talk about myself, or to myself, Mr. Nightmare.
There was no one else in this forum. Heckling seemed to be the best way to get your attention. I see it worked.

p.s. Disco rules. It is the music that formed, shaped, and gave the late twentieth century the muse it needed to make the wonders that we have today...

[Dorian]

The RAS have credit cards and are not afraid to use them!!

[Sharon Scotter]

lolol thats funny shit love it :D

[AbacusAce]

Lol this is random :D

[Chris Dunsby]

Sounds to me like a description of successful group whom epitomize the qualities required to flourish in this type of environment. This isn't hold-hands.org and I doubt many people have let slip the dogs of war whilst singing kumbaya...

[Binthere Donethat]

Sounds to me like a description of successful group whom epitomize the qualities required to flourish in this type of environment. This isn't hold-hands.org and I doubt many people have let slip the dogs of war whilst singing kumbaya...


uhm, last hit
"5 days ago

You were attacked by !~RAS~! Carpangler.
You won the battle, gaining 3 experience and taking 171 damage.
Sanction • Battle • Details"

Yep, doing real, real well .....RAS. Motto is
Would you like fries with that

:-)

[Robert Elfansha Stenla]

continue to try to find what their weaknesses and if you need help just say ...... I'm going to watch - watch

[Binthere Donethat]

continue to try to find what their weaknesses and if you need help just say ...... I'm going to watch - watch

Always find a sock to the head works wonders on them :cool: