Warzone: Armageddon Featured Items Contest

[Machiavelli]

I wouldn't worry, Falsadoom, Iron Nuts' girlfriend is Iron Guts. She only got indigestion from the exploding chocolates...

[Iron Nuts]

Thank you, thank you very much. First I like like to thank my parents, for without them I would not be here, thank you with all my heart to my beautiful and wonderful wife, who stood behind me and never let my focus get blurred. My two sons who reminded me that everything you get is a result of hard work. Also like to thank Black Death, TF141 SASR RaiderDave, red devil, ~SRT~FUKINA~, Queen Sultry Storm,
tee, Hot In Houston, SPA/EFF-RUSTYDOG, SPA/EFF Satan's Socky, King Blackbird, I know I am forgetting a lot of you, so forgive me for that, but this is just such a great honor my head is spinning a little. For all of those who didn't win, I say keep trying and one day the sun may shine on your arse.

[SHERRY DIESEL]

Today a good day, thank you..for the few that helped..as I needed the moral.
A thanks for Christmas pasts..thanks..?
AN ADDITION, i T WAS ALONE OUT THERE..NO INTERRACTIONS..MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN LONG GONE DEAD AND GRAND Parents.
MISSIONS NOT COMPLETE BY TYPE OF LOOTS..Do you receive by Teams or friends or parents ? TEAM, WHAT ONES ARE OPEN, DO I GO IT ALONE AGAINST MEN, OR HIGHER UPS..? ANY NOT TOO HIGH ON EGO ?
Object impossible; sisters dead, spouses deceased, am not them, from military, so they cannot help me out..solo. but I hopped men would not take advantage of the gold and perhaps start off a few minor tips to not waste my time..thank you..inner what ? sOLO DIESEL, NOT DEASDLY..REAL DT~ SAVING MY SELF ON LINE..STILL.
NO PLAYERS..JUST GHOSTS.